Evening Republican, Volume 18, Number 60, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 11 March 1914 — Serious Question. [ARTICLE]

Serious Question.

"Where are yon going?” “To the department of agricultare,” replied the city man who has bought a farm. “I want them to settle a dispute between my wife and me about the best way to milk a cow. I think it would be sufficient to tie pillows around the cow’s feet, but my wife insists that the only practical way is to give the cow chloroform.”