Evening Republican, Volume 18, Number 60, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 11 March 1914 — GOOD JOKES DRAMA IN NEW YORK. [ARTICLE+ILLUSTRATION]

GOOD JOKES

DRAMA IN NEW YORK.

He pranced up to the window of the box office. "Gimme ticket to the show.” “Sorry, sir,” responded thejkrbane ticket dispenser. “No ticket^being ■old for this performance.” “Huh?’ ,jr “No tickets sold for this particular performance.” "How’s that?” “This performance is being given for the district attorney. There is, however, a good show across the street.” ’ - . “Been over there,” snapped the man, "and they were playing exclusively to the grand jury. This is a fine town! Where’s them wax works exhibiting nowadays? Maybe I kin git a view of them without intruding on the coroner.” And he pranced out.—Judge.