Evening Republican, Volume 18, Number 58, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 9 March 1914 — Incapacitated. [ARTICLE]

Incapacitated.

“Well, sir,” said the corpulent tramp, "I just stopped to see if you would help an unfortunate mortal along his way.” "J would be most happy to do so,” replied the man who had opened the door, speaking in courteous tones, “but 1 have an ingrowing nail on the toe of my right foot which makes it extremely sensitive.” Perceiving that he had called at the wrong address, the self styled unfortunate moved on.