Evening Republican, Volume 18, Number 57, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 7 March 1914 — A Notable Affair. [ARTICLE]

A Notable Affair.

"Wife, how would you like to officiate at a great event?” “What do you mean?” “I have arranged to let you touch a button tomorrow morning at 10:30, whereupon a ton of coal will slide- Into our cellar.”