Evening Republican, Volume 18, Number 57, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 7 March 1914 — Too Good to Be True. [ARTICLE]

Too Good to Be True.

Wise —John, I must have a new hat, and gown. Husband—That’s good! Wife—And gloves, shoes, silk stockings, opera cloak! Husband—That’s good! Wife—Wake up, you wretch! You’re dreaming you’re in a poker game!— Puck.