Evening Republican, Volume 18, Number 47, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 24 February 1914 — His Little Mortality Joke. [ARTICLE]

His Little Mortality Joke.

"Your friend Graspins considers himself a wag." \ “Why, Just met Graspins. How do you know that he considers himself a wag?” "I beard him perpetrate that old wheeze about an undertaker being the last person in the world he wants to have any dealings with.” •