Evening Republican, Volume 18, Number 42, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 18 February 1914 — Could Be of Assistance. [ARTICLE]

Could Be of Assistance.

Jim —Say, Fred, old boy, I’m looking for a friend who will lend me $lO. Come, now—can’t you be of assistance? Fred —Certainly. “Thank you ■, ever so much.’’ “Yes, it’s going to rain, and if you’ll step over to my office I’ll lend you one of your umbrellas so you won’t get wet while you’re looking.”