Evening Republican, Volume 18, Number 31, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 5 February 1914 — Canned Honeymoon. [ARTICLE]

Canned Honeymoon.

Marcella—-I understand Myrtle Hemmandhaw isn’t going to marry young Shirley Shimmerpate.” Waverly—No, he is entirely too thrifty for her. “But I thought they were engaged.*' “They were, but she gave him the mitten when he proposed to spend their honeymoon looking at travel views in a moving picture show.”