Evening Republican, Volume 18, Number 31, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 5 February 1914 — GOOD JOKES [ARTICLE+ILLUSTRATION]

GOOD JOKES

TEETH AND WISDOM.

“I shall be dreadfully stupid now," said the wife, who had just returned from the dentist’s. “Why so, my dear?” asked hdr husband. “I have Bad all my wisdom teeth pulled out,” she replied. • * “Of course, my love,” said her husband, with the best intention' in the world, “you know it is nothing but a superstitious idea that wisdom teeth have anything to do with wisdom. If you were to have every tooth in your head drawn it couldn’t make you any more stupid, you know.” He succeeded after a . while in smoothing matters out, but It was a narrow escape.—Philadelphia Ledger.