Evening Republican, Volume 18, Number 11, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 13 January 1914 — No Room, for Cream. [ARTICLE]

No Room, for Cream.

“My dear,” said the young husband, “did you speak to the milkman about there being no cream on the milk?” “Yes. I told him about it this morning, and he explained It satisfactorily. I think it is quite a credit to him, too.” “What did he say?” “He said that he always filled the jug so full that there is no room on the top "for the cream.” —Farm and Home.