Evening Republican, Volume 18, Number 8, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 9 January 1914 — Nothing on Her. [ARTICLE]

Nothing on Her.

Margery and Helen lived quite near each other and occasionally played together. One day when they met Helen said boastfully: “We keep a butler.” Margery remained thoughtful for a moment, then suddenly cried, exultingly: “That’s nothing. We keep boarders!”