Evening Republican, Volume 18, Number 7, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 8 January 1914 — His Last Argument. [ARTICLE]

His Last Argument.

"Darling, will you marry me?" "No. I do not care for you in that ( way. But I hope we may always be friends." “Wait. Before you make your decision anal won’t you please taste these gumdrops?”