Evening Republican, Volume 18, Number 7, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 8 January 1914 — At the Altar. [ARTICLE]

At the Altar.

“Pa,” said the beautiful heiress, “you mustn’t fail to get back in time for the wedding. There will be %o one else to give me away.” “To give you away? Good goeh. that ain’t no name for it. Didn’t I pay the baron SBOO,OOO in cold cash to take you? I guess you ain’t no premium, are you?” ~