Evening Republican, Volume 17, Number 309, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 29 December 1913 — "Abe Might Have Said Bat Didn’t. [ARTICLE]

"Abe Might Have Said Bat Didn’t.

* Tell Binkley’s son-in-*law is # * working on a new fangled clamp, * * calculated to hold a feller oh * * the water wagon. (Miss Pinky * * Kerr had to lengthen the slit * * in her skirt beeause the new pet- * * tycoat she got for Christmas is * * kind o’ short. * ***********