Evening Republican, Volume 17, Number 308, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 27 December 1913 — Blame the Hens. [ARTICLE]

Blame the Hens.

"Do you furnish affidavits with your eggs, showing exactly the minute they were laid?" asked the fussy lady. "No, ma’am, we do not,” replied the marketman, politely. "We tried to furnish such affidavits, but the hens positively refuse to sign ’em.”