Evening Republican, Volume 17, Number 308, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 27 December 1913 — What’s In a Name. [ARTICLE]

What’s In a Name.

Mike, one of the unemployed, was told of a vacancy, and weit to apply for the job. After he had answered a .number of questions, the employer asked, “What’s your name?” “MacGonigal, sorr.” “Spell it.”

“Mo —no!” Mo—a —g.” Mike stuck, but tried again. "M — a— g—a — Ach, to blazes wid yo: Ye can keep yer ould job.”