Evening Republican, Volume 17, Number 304, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 22 December 1913 — A Record Worth Noticing. [ARTICLE]

A Record Worth Noticing.

“There is a man iip this town, who ate forty bananas in forty minutes.” “That’s nothing when you’re talking about records. My wife's had thirtyone servant girls in thirty days.”

A Vindication. “Why do you think his principles are correct?” “They must be. The barbecue w« bad for him was the biggest that was ever held In this country.”