Evening Republican, Volume 17, Number 299, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 16 December 1913 — The Sensation. [ARTICLE]

The Sensation.

Upon returning from the city, Farmer Green said to his friend: “Say) Aaron, I had a Tide in my cousin’s automobile while I was up to the city.” “Ye did? How’d seem?” asked Aaron.

“Wa-al,” replied Farmer Green, "it seemed a good deal like failin’ into a mighty deep well, only ye dropped straight ahead instead of down’ards.”