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ROYALTIES’ TIPS AR LARGE

Crowned Heads Expend Large Sums for Gratuities to Those Who Have Served Them.

, When a man begins to grumble at the tipping habit in New York, says the Times, he should thank his stars he does not belong to the nobility. The sums paid out by royalty in tipping servants while on a visit would several families for a year. For instance, the late King Edward’s tipping bills ran into the thousands each year. He made .it a point that when visiting a friend, even for a few hours, never to leave without bestowing notes among the servants. It is said that when he visited for the week-end he seldom left less than fl,ooo to be distributed as tips. When the king went to a shooting party each beater received $5 and the head keeper $25 or more, according to the duration of the visit. The kaiser is said to be the most liberal tipper among royalty of Europe. It is said that every, servant In a’house which he visits is sure to be remembered. The day before a visit comes to an end a secretary hands the chief stew'ard an envelope containing the amount to be distributed, and he makes sure each servant receives his allotted share. Even the employes of the stable are remembered.

It Sometimes Happens.

Baron Sans Dough—What do you think of my family tree? Mr. Muchgold—The tree may be a good one, all right, but looks to me as if the crop was a -failure.—Judge.

Found It.

“What became of that friend of yours who was always looking for a soft thing?” “He’s in a padded cell, poor chap.”

WIFE WON Husband Finally Convinced.

Some people are wise enough to try new foods and beverages and then generous enough to give others the benefit of their experience. A wife writes:

“No slave in chains, it seemed to me, was more helpless than I, a coffee captive. Yet there were innumerable warnings—waking from a troubled sleep with a feeling of suffocation, at times dizzy and out of breath, attacks of palpitation of the heart that frightened me.

(Tea Is Just as Injurious as coffee because it contains caffeine, the same drug found in coffee.) “At last my nervous system was so disarranged that my physician ordered 'no more coffee.’ I capitulated. “Determined to give Pottum a fair trial, I prepared it according to directions on the pkg., obtaining a dark brown liquid with a rich snappy flavour similar to coffee. When cream and sugar were added, it was not only good but delicious. • "Noting its beneficial effects in me the rest of the family adopted it —all except my busband, who would not admit that coffee hurt him. Several weeks elapsed during which I drank Postum two or three times a day, when, to my surprise, my husband said: ‘I hkve decided to drink Postum. Your improvement is so apparent—you have Such fine color —that I propose to give credit where credit is due.’ And now we are coffee-slaves nc longer.’’ Name given by Postum Co., Battle Creek, Mich. Read "The Road to WeDville,” in pkgs. Postum now comes in two forms: Regular Postum —must be boiled. Instant Postum is a soluble powder. A teaspoonful dissolves quickly in a cup of hot water and, with Cream and sugar, makes a delicious beverage Instantly. Grocers sell both kinds. “There’s a Ranson” for Postum.

THE EVENING REPUBLICAN, RENSSELAER, IND,

The ONLOOLER

by HENRY HOWLAND

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Mother's gettln’ thin and so She’s quit appearin’ sad; She sings all day to let us know That she Is feelin’ glad. Father’s work is hard to do; He makes an start And comes home when the day Is through. Worn out and sad at heart ! His clo’s are old and Out of style. He wearg his last year’s bat' For mother’s had to spend a pile To keep from bein’ fat. He scolds around a lot ’cause I’m So hard on pants and shoes, And every day, ’most all the time. He seems to have the blues. Before he gets one month’s bills paid The next month’s bills pome in; But mother says she’s nbt dismayed— She’s glad and gettln’ thin. She does not care about the cost When there’s a goal to seek: For nearly four weeks now she’s lost Almost a pound a week.

The Poet’s Mission.

“I can’t see,” the poet’s wife complained, “why you don’t give up writing poetry and go in for something that might be more profitable.” “My dear, you don’t understand the poet’s mission.” “I suppose I don’t I wish you’d tell me what it is.” « “Can’t you see how great a boon I am conferring upon posterity? A hundred years from now orators will be quoting my lines without mentioning me, and it will be supposed that they themselves are the authors of them, just as orators of the present day embellish their speeches with quotations from poets who have long been dead, without taking the trouble to mention the fact that they were borrowing.” “But how will that help you?” “It won’t help me at all. But do you want oratory to become a lost art?”

AN INCONSIDERATE HUSBAND.

wasn’t ill,” her friend replied. "No, my husband sat up until nearly one o’clock reading a novel, and it was almost two before I could be sure he was sound, enough asleep to make it safe for me to search his pockets. Some men have absolutely no consideration for their wives.”

• “I was the victim of a painful surprise last night.” . “How was that?” “At dinner I sat next to a Boston girl, and, supposing she would be frigid, I asked her to cool my soup a little by blowing on it.” “What happened?" e “1 was roasted to a cinder.”

Look before you leap, young man, But keep thia fact In mind; The ones who never leap at all Are those who are obscure and small And left to lag behind. Cross no bridge ere it is But, young man, don’t forget That there are bridges to be crossed; The ones' on whom this fact is lost Are likely to get wet.

"Well, we have been engaged for a week."

"Yes, it was Just a week ago tonight that you asked me to be yours." - “Have you told anybody?” "Not a soul.”

“Then I’m afraid I’ll have to give you up. I don’t want to marry a freak.” _...

A Future Possibility.

"What’s the matter witfr the 4:18 aeroplane? It's 20 minutes late.” "The chief aviator has Just informed me by wireless,” replied the station agent, “that they’ve been held up by a lone aerial highwayman.” ’V

“Oh, dear, excuse me,” she said, after attempting for the third time to hide a yawn. “I had hardly any sleep last nfghfe” “I hope the baby

Painful.

Advice.

Cauticus.

MANITOBA CROP YIELDS

Gladstone, Man., reports that the wheat crop of 1913 exceeded all expectations,3o bushels per agro was the general yield- The grade was never better. One farmer had 400 acres fn wheat, which weighed 66 pounds to the bushel. On Portage Plains, Manitoba, there were some remarkable yields. Noah Elgert had, 61 bushels of wheat per acre; the government-farm, 61 bushels; Geo. E. Stacey. 54; T. J. Hall, John Ross and D. W. McCualg, 50; W. Richardson, 51; M. Owens, 61%; Anderson and Turnbull, 60; J. Lloyd, 48%; Jas. Bell and Robt. Brown, 48; R. S. Tully, 52; J. WiShart, 49%; Philip Page, 47; J. Stewart, 45; J. W. Brown, 30; Chester Johnson, 44; E. H. Muir, 42; L. A. Bradley, 43; W. Boddy, 40; Albert Davis, 43; E. MeLenaghen, 37; farming the same land for 40 years, J. Wishart secured a crop of 49% bushels to the acre, the best he ever had, and the yield of Mr. Bradley’s was on land plowed this spring. Mayquette, Man., Sept 21. —Splendid weather has enabled the farmers of this section to make good progress with the cutting and harvesting of this season’s crop. Wheat is averaging twenty bushels to the acre, with barley forty-five and oats going seventy. There has been no damage of any description. Binscarth, Man., says: Good reports are coming from the machines of high yields and good sample. The elevators are busy shipping cars every day. Dauphin, Man., JSept. 13. —Threshing Is general the grain is in good shape and the weather is ideal. The samples are best ever grown here, grading No. 1 Northern. The returns are larger than expected in nearly every case. E. B. Armstrong’s wheat went thirty-four bushels to the acre, others twenty-five to twenty-seven. Binscarth, Man., Sept. 3.—Cutting is finished here and threshing is in full swing. This part of the province is keeping up its record, wheat averaging twenty-five bushels to the acre.— Advertisement

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"Ten years ago," said the professor of mathematics, “I killed a fly that had got into my office. If I hadn’t killed that fly, she would certainly have laid 1,500 eggs. From these eggs would have come other flies, who would in turn have increased and multiplied so that by now we should have 550,637,841,296 more flies. Obviously they would have made Hfe an inferno. Therefore, it is certainlnkt by the killing of that fly I did the world a great service.” —Neyv York Evening Post.

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The Great Danger.

She —Has Jack’s auto got him into any serious trouble yet? He —Well, I understand he has become engaged to the girl he’s been taking out in It.—Boston Transcript.

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