Evening Republican, Volume 17, Number 292, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 8 December 1913 — Didn’t Impress Farmer. [ARTICLE]

Didn’t Impress Farmer.

An altercation arose between a farmer and a so-called expert in agriculture. ( “Sir,” said the expert, "do you realize that I have been at two universities, one in this country and one in Germany? 1 “What of that?” demanded the farmer, with a faint smile. “I had a calf nursed two cows, and the more he was nursed the greater calf he grew.”