Evening Republican, Volume 17, Number 285, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 29 November 1913 — Page 1 Advertisements Column 2 [ADVERTISEMENT]

Life is a grind, but it at least sharpenrs a man’s wits. Genuine Jackson Hill egg coal for sale by Hamilton & Kellner. You don’t need a microscope when you are hunting for trouble. Fine large dill pickles at Rowen & Kiser’s. Why is it we never like a man living as much as we do when he is dead? A ton of good advice won’t make a man behave himself, but a good scare always brings results. “I have been somewhat costive, but Doan’s Regulets give just the results I desire. They act mildiy and regulate the bowels perfectly.” —Geo. B. Krause, Altoona, Pa. An optimist is a man who has something to sell. Ye lovers of good music, one and all! Come and hear Juanita! Where? Ellis Theatre, December 9th and 10th. “The Merry Milkmaids.” If 'you must worry, don’t worry out loud. Ank skin itching is a temper tester. The more you scratch the worse it itches. Doan’s Ointment is for piles, eczema—any skin itching. 50c at all drug stores.

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