Evening Republican, Volume 17, Number 284, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 28 November 1913 — An Impossible Combination. [ARTICLE]

An Impossible Combination.

They were talking of the strange sights to be seen in a great city, and one man paid his tribute to New York. “I don’t believe one of you could think of any combination of stancescurred on the streeta there,’--he said. “I reckon I know of one that’s never occurred there,” said Hifam Fowle. ‘‘What’s that?” asked the other, curiously. “I guess,” said Hiram, slowly, “that you’ve never seen, nor ever Will see, a brass band going In one direction an’ the heft of the folks going the other.” —