Evening Republican, Volume 17, Number 281, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 24 November 1913 — The Foolish Captain. [ARTICLE]

The Foolish Captain.

“Martha,” said old man addressing his wiffi, who was terribly seasick, “the captain says the rudder has been carried away .and we are likely at any minute to be cast high and dry on them rocks over there.” “Then why in heaven's name Is he worrying so ?”