Evening Republican, Volume 17, Number 278, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 20 November 1913 — Willing to Oblige [ARTICLE]

Willing to Oblige

Lady of the House (to persistent peddler)—lf you don’t go away immediately, I shall whistle for the dog. Peddler (calmly)—Then let mfe sell you a whistle, mum.—Lippincott’s.