Evening Republican, Volume 17, Number 268, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 10 November 1913 — Little Surprises. [ARTICLE]

Little Surprises.

'‘No, sir, you haven’t a single tooth that needs any attention.” “Put your money back in your pocket, Mr. Kajones. 6 You’ve made a mistake in your dates; this note isn’t due for six months yet” ‘1 have detained you after hours, young man, to notify yo\i that next week and thereafter your salary will be $lO a week more than heretofore. You can go now." “Hiram, I’m not a mind reader, bet anybody can see that you’re aching to ask me to marry you; why don’t you do it?" “I’ll gladly change berths with you, Mr. Quiggley; I prefer the upper one."