Evening Republican, Volume 17, Number 268, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 10 November 1913 — Capacity Underrated. [ARTICLE]

Capacity Underrated.

Mrs. Kindly—Now, I’ll give you a dime, poor man. But I hope you will not go and get drunk with it. The Poor Man (much hurt) —Lady, you do me a great wrong to suggest such a thing. Mrs. Kindly—l didn’t mean to accuse you— The Poor Man —I’m glad of it, lady. Do I look like a man who could get drunk on a dime? —Puck.