Evening Republican, Volume 17, Number 267, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 8 November 1913 — SALTY SAYINGS. [ARTICLE]

SALTY SAYINGS.

A flower on a coffin is better than none at all. -* ; v ’ \ A deck of cards can contain five aces if properly backed up. A street car strap is all right if there are holes in your shoe soles. A hat with a bird on it costs more than a plate with a bird on it. Defter ride a bicycle oh free air than an automobile with a mortgage on it. A stick of dynamite is an uninteresting thing to look at if you don’t know what it la. Keeping everlasting at it will make a wheelbarrow pusher the chauffeur of his own car.