Evening Republican, Volume 17, Number 264, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 5 November 1913 — But This Really Happened. [ARTICLE]

But This Really Happened.

“Son,” said the man In the automobile, stopping in front of the farm house, “is this the right road to ville?”“Yes, sir," answered the farmer’* boy. “How far 1b it from here?’’ “Well, sir, if you keep on goin’ I reckon it’s*about 24,998 miles, but if you turn back an’ go the other way lk ain’t more’n about two. You musk have slipped through it without—" “ !” bellowed the automobilist, starting his machine again and turning ground in the road. “You’re welcome,” said the farmer’** boy. {