Evening Republican, Volume 17, Number 264, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 5 November 1913 — Suggestive. [ARTICLE]

Suggestive.

Percy—l wish to buy some paper. I am bashful and am .going to propose to a young lady by letter. Clerk—This is a stationery store. I guess you’re looking for a hardware store. Percy—A hardware store? Clerk —Yes; you need sandpaper.— Judge.