Evening Republican, Volume 17, Number 264, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 5 November 1913 — GOOD JOKES [ARTICLE+ILLUSTRATION]

GOOD JOKES

FAVORITE FICTION. “Is Dr. Rybold in the Audience? He Is Wanted Immediately.” “By Request Miss Pownder Will Now Favor the Company With an Instrumental Solo.” "Gentlemen, I Have the Pleasure of Introducing the Hon. John Smith, the People’s choice for Next Governor.” “I Smoke Occasionally, Doctor, but Never to Excess.” “Gentlemen of the Jury, I Have Perfect Confidence That Your Verdict Will Be in Accordance With the Law and the Evidence.” “I Have the Best Husband in the World. But—” “I Shall Occupy Your Attention Only’ a Few Moments.”