Evening Republican, Volume 17, Number 259, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 30 October 1913 — Wily Old Sea Serpent. [ARTICLE]

Wily Old Sea Serpent.

First Sea Serpent—What’s the useof fooling around away out here? Why, we’re at least five miles from shore. Let’s swim in, scare the bunch and get our names in the papers. Second Sea Serpent—Aw, what's the use? You know yourself last year we weren’t within 2,000 miles of tWs coast, and yet all up and down it they ran our pictures and gave us the best writeups we’ve had since we’ve been in this business.