Evening Republican, Volume 17, Number 259, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 30 October 1913 — Different Directions. [ARTICLE]

Different Directions.

First Customer —I wish to select a vase. Floorwalker—Yes, madam. James, show the lady to the crockery department. Second Customer —I wish to select a vawz. Floorwalker—Yes, madam. George, show the lady to the bric-a-brac department.