Evening Republican, Volume 17, Number 254, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 24 October 1913 — Plan to Fool St. Peter. [ARTICLE]

Plan to Fool St. Peter.

A group of men were discussing their probable chances of entering the Heavenly gate. Some were er tolling their virtues and religious soul, and felt sure they could not be ignored. Several were willing to take chances when the situation presented Itself. One said he had bis plan mapped out, and, when, pressed tor details, said: “Well, I intend to ifalk np the golden stairs and take hold of the door and keep opening and closing it, making as much noise as possible, tIU I get St Peter good and peeved; and then he will say: ’See here, either you come in or May out’ -Exchange,