Evening Republican, Volume 17, Number 253, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 23 October 1913 — FIRED AT RANDOM. [ARTICLE]

FIRED AT RANDOM.

The barking dog is never popular. Some woipen will not care to remain if there are no fashionable dressmakers in heaven. We seldom hear of a woman marrying the Bon of her old sweetheart. People who turn to look at a prise fighter merely exhibit the lingering trace of savagery. In Paraguay a gentleman is supposed to kiss every lady who Is introduced to him. The gentleman of Paraguay Bhould be careful to steer clear of strange ladies when his wife la present. The man who invented the corkscrew was ashamed to have his name connected with it.