Evening Republican, Volume 17, Number 252, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 22 October 1913 — Missed a Chance. [ARTICLE]

Missed a Chance.

"Yes,” sighed the pretty girl, "poor little Fido’s dead, and that’B why I’m sad, you eee.” But did the stupid youth make the tobviouß, proper, and time honored response, “O, no; you’re very fair, I see?” “He did not. All he said was this: “Sadducee? Then you don’t believe in poor little Fido’s resurrection!"