Evening Republican, Volume 17, Number 252, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 22 October 1913 — A Belated Rebel Invasion [ARTICLE+ILLUSTRATION]

A Belated Rebel Invasion

By HERBERT QUICK

Aatkor of •Alladte 8t to.” “Virginia of the Air I.——,” Eta.

AM an outcast from my native lowa. I have held high and honorable office, and I have been treated as was Coriolanus of old. I am a victim of the ingratitude of republics, as expressed in a' direct primary in Stevens County, lowa. I am on my

way to the great new West, where 1 shall seek to serve newer communities where perfidy may not be so Ingrained In the nature of the body politic. And I shall shun relations other than professional ones, with persons of youth, beauty, charm, and feminine gender. For by these I am a sufferer. I have with me my notes, and to you is given the first hearing of my side of a case which may become historic. “The contest Is unequal,” says Epictetus, “between a charming young girl and a beginner in philosophy." Let this be remembered when I am blamed for the havoc wrought upon my political educational career in Stevens County, lowa, by Miss Roberta Lee Frayn of Tennessee. Not that I am a beginner in philosophy, the man who, at my age, has been elected county superintendent of schools is no mere tyro in the field wherein Epictetus so distinguished himself. But neither does, the word “charming” adequately describe Miss Frayn, unless one trace back the word “charm” to its more diabolically significant root. I expect to write this, my apologia, and leave the verdict to posterity. No cltizeh of Stevens County is likely to be ignorant of the manner in which Miss Frayn was deposited in my mother’s farmyard by the wrecking of a railway train, or how her grandfather, Colonel Kenton Yell Frayn, died there in her arms and left the young girl penniless. Judge Worthington, hereafter to be mentioned, was on the train and doubtless assisted in extricating Miss Frayn and her grandfather from the wreckage, but I feel that my own efforts were more' effective than was reported. We left the young woman in the care of my mother, and I took the judge with me in my buggy. He was much distraught as we rode along. I tried to say something in the way of furthering my candidacy for the office I now hold; but he repulsed me. “For God's sake, Oscar,” I remember him to have said; "don’t try to electioneer me until I can get out of my mind the image of that poor young girl and her dying grandfather!” 1 do not care to criticize the Judiciary, but will say that Judge Worthington’s early promotion to the bench and his undeniable comeliness of person have In a measure induced in him a certain arrogance. I was triumphantly elected. I went to Boston and won recognition so far as to be placed on the subcommittee for the investigation of Tone-Deafness In the rural schools, In the superintendent’s section of the National Teachers’ Association. Feeling the growing breadth and fulness of life I returned and assumed my office. Then it was that the Frayn episode may be said to have begun, in a letter from my brother Chester, which I have here, and which runs, using an undignified diminutive; “Dear Oc: '•We would like to see you. Mother and all are well, and slad you pulled through, even If you did run behiryi the ticket so. Am feeding three loads of steers, and they are making a fine gain. MlddlekaufTs look rough, and all the feeders think he’ss lose money on them. He paid four cents for them. This is about all the news. Can’t you appoint me your deputy down here to examine Miss Frayn, whose grandfather got killed in that wreck? Bhe want* to teach. Bhe is a southerner, but an awful nice lady, and just as smart as one of us. She dreads to go to Pacific City to be examined, as she won’t let ma get her hardly any clothes. She is very sensitive about money matters, and I had to lie to her about the funds to bury her grandfather with, and tried to slip In $260 more, but she caught me at it and cried. I will be strict and make her write out the examination properly; so send along the questions, and the appointment. “Tours truly, Chet. "P. B.—Judge Worthington’s office is so near yours, you might leave the appointment and the questions in three. The judge will bring them down. He comes down quite often now, because he says that the Boggses and the Worthingtons moved into lowa in the same wagon train in an early day, and he thinks it strange that that accident that killed Colonel Fayn should hsre brought the families together again. He thinks that Miss Frayn will make a first-rate teacher, so you need not be backward about the appointment and the questions.” Not Abating one jot or title of my official strictness, I Informed Chester that Miss Frayn must appear and be examined as did others in the same situation. Cheater is an Ames man, and a fine Judger and feeder of cattle, but inot fitted for responsibility in belles(lettera Professor Dustin, an elderly and myopic educator and the author of a monograph on the Grube method, had charge of the examination when Mlsa (Frayn appeared. I found Chester smoking a Vila pipe in my lodgings when I came bom*. * “Bay, Oc,” said he. "this four-eyed old triloblte won’t do. You've got to l atet la here and do business yourself.”

Conjecturing that he meant Professor Dustin, I inferred that Miss Frayn’s papers had been rejected. A glance justified the professor. She bad given Richmond aa the capital of the United States. A question In physiology called for a description of the iris, and Miss Frayn had answered that, further than that, “she” was a naiad, a dryad, or a nymph, and was pursued by Boreas, or Eolus, or Zephyrus until, turned into a flower, she could say nothing about Iris. The handwriting and drawing were beautiful; but the pages of mathematics were mostly blank, save for certain splashy discolorations presumably of lachrymatory origin, denoting lack of self-control and scholastic weakness. “It Is absurd,” said I, “to think of certifying her. While she has a certain, measure, of intelligence—” “A certain measure!” shouted Chester. “If you weren’t a natural-born sapbead, I’d—-! Come up to Aunt Judith’s!" I went with him, firm In that solid self-control which gives fixity of character to my nature. I saw in its true light the amiable weakness of my relatives which made them slaves to this girl. I felt as stern and austere as a public officer should, and looked it, I believe, for mother was quite in a flutter as she asked me to read a clipping from an eastern Tennessee paper describing the departure from that region of the Frayns. Ffom this I learned that Miss Frayn and the colonel had been the last of the Frayns, the family having been exterminated In the Frayn-Harrod feud. The colonel had been an engineer in Lee’s army. He had given public notice on leaving that at noon he would nail to the front door of the court-house, with the revolver of Boone Harrod, the last enemy shot by the colonel, his version of the origin of the feud. He had carried out this parting piece of bravado with no disturbance except an exchange of shots as the train moved away from the station. I was horrified. Was a person *in this barbarous state of culture asking me, Oscar Boggs, member of the National Sub-Committee on Tone-Deafness —! “Okky,” said my mother, from behind, “thifi is Miss Frayn!” I looked at -her, and was suddenly impressed with the non-existence of the material universe, except as centered in and consisting of eyes of a ruddy brown like those of fine horses, rufous hair surrounding the small head like a nimbus, and a fused mass of impressions made up of the abstract concepts of trimness, fire, elegance, and unconquerability. I have reported the matter to the society for psychical research, but have received no answer as yet It was clearly abnormal. She placed her arm about my mother’s waist and looked most respectfully at me. “You ah the great man,” said she, “of the family Ah have so much cause to love.” Here Bhe stopped as If to regain self-control. “Ah wish mah po’ papahs,” she went on, “had —” “There, there!” said my mother, patting her arm. “It’ll be all right anyway, dear!” I was considering what to say. Her skin was clear, white, daintily transparent, and of a delicacy our western girls seldom display (owing, I surmise, to climatic influences); she stood there on Aunt Judith’s Persian rug, her petite figure with its rounded curves, half-levitated, like Atalanta upon the oat-heads —and there returned upon me the mental vertigo, the lack of cerebral co-ordination, and the obliteration of the material universe. "Am Ah so igno’ant, really?” said she. “Ah’m fond of children; and Ah must find wohk!” Why did I hate Dustin? Why could I not command my speech? I always rally at the crisis, however, and did so In this Instance. “As for ignorance,” said I, "Sir John Lubbock says: ‘Studies are a means, not an end.’ And Lord Bacon bath it: ‘To spend too much time in studies is sloth.’ 1 see that you have acted ofl these maxims. Professor Dustin’s astigmatism and myopia rendered it impossible for him to see you.” I stopped in some returning, confusion. “Those dreadful cube roots and quadratics—” said she. “The personality of the teacher,” said I, "controls the matter.” It was not the occult Influence, but a desire to benefit educational conditions, that led me to visit Miss Frayn’s school the week Chester's insurgency placed her In It. My memory is hazy as to the matter, but my notes Bhow that her weakness was In the matter of organization. In a few days I went back —Chester sneered at me as I went by—to tell Miss Frayn of the necessity of teaching the effects of stimulants and narcotics according to the lowa law. She was greatly surprised when I told of this requirement > » "What, dally, Mr. Supe’intendentl” she exclaimed. “Daily teaching,” said I. "Oar law requires It” "It seems so unnecessa’y,” she said in perplexity. “The young gentlemen

will find out all about It in due time: and is It raght to expe’iment with the littlest ones? And wheiah shall I obtain the liquoh foh the demonstrations?" I felt strangely overcome at Gils astounding speech, by an indescribable mixture of tender solicitude for her welfare, and horror at her fearful mistake; but I reproved her for jesting at the vice of drinking. “Vice!" said she, with a bubbling laugh. “Why, down home we-all regyabd it as an accomplishment! But Ah reckon you ah jokin’ about teachin’ It Youah jokes and use of the lettah ‘ab’ ah things Ah shall nevah get .used to, Ah’m afraid; but Ah’m glad you don’t mean that about the drinkin’.” Despairing of making her understand, I left her, again conscious of being under occult and abnormal control. I was astonished to see in the school several large boys who must have been greatly needed in the fields. They looked at one another sheepishly as I came in, but most of the time they gazed at the teacher, rather than at their books. Not having the gift of prophecy, I could not see in their presence the cloud that would soon overshadow my official life. I took their attendance as proof of the popularity of the school. I studied the philosophers, and sought calm of spirit. Learning from Epictetus that ?i the earthen pitcher and the rock do not agree, and from Lubbuck that love at first sight is thought by great minds actually to occur, I re-examined my abnormal psychic symptoms in Miss Frayn’s presence, and prudently refrained from seeking her society. Poise alone makes possible a consistent career, and this I had in large measure reconquered, when, like a bolt from the blue —or at least with much abruptness—into my quiet office burst a committee from the Teal Lake Township School Board, accompanied by a number of patrons of the Boggs school—all old neighbors of ours — headed by the defeated Mr. Elizur Middlekauff. This could mean but one thing—Miss Frayn! The rebel Invasion Was at the door. “Mr. Middlekauff,” said one, “Is the spokesman." “We’ve got a grievyance,” said Mr. Middlekauff, “a whale of a grievyance in our deestrict; and we’ve come right to the power-house to fix it.” “It shall command my most careful consideration,” said I. “Please state the case." “That 'ere railroad wreck,” said Mr. Middlekauff, who was a very forcible speaker at caucuses, “let loose on our people a scourge in caliker more pestilential than the Huns and Vandals. We come to you as clothed with a little brief authority, an’ accessory after the fact to this scourge business. “I fail,” said I, “to catch your meaning.” “I mean,” said he, growing loud, “that peaches-an’-cream invader from the states lately in rebellion that you’ve give a stiffkit, an’ your brother Chet by stratagems an’ spiles has got himself elected an* put into our school. That’s what I mean!” “I infer,” said I, “some implied strictures upon the character or school management or educational qualifications of Miss Roberta Lee Frayn.” “Wl you infer suprisin’ly clus to the truth!” replied Mr. Middlekauff offensively. “We’re arcomplainin’ of this school ma’am with the rebil name; and of her onrivaled facilities f’r spreadin’ treason an’ emotional insanity! Try to git that through, your hair!” Like lightning & course of policy occurred to me. “Are the defendant,” said I, looking them over, “and Mr. Boggs, the director, among your numbers?” "No,” said Mr. Middlekauff. "This Is kinder An’ besides, we’d crawl out right where we went in If she was here. I tell you she’s a—a — Irresistible force.” "It is elementary,” said I, “that no ex parte investigation can have any validity.” , “Now, see here, Oc Boggs!” hissed he, “I don’t take any high-an’-mighty stand-off from a lunkhead that’s stole my melons when he was a kid! You’ll hear this complaint, see?” I did not weaken, but I allowed bis standing in the community and party to outweigh offensive orthoepy, rhetoric, and manners. Unofficially, I took down the complaint, reserving my ruling. As the horrid tale was told I grew sick at the problem before me. I glean the details of the situation from my notes: Miss Frayn (all these things are Bet down as asserted) had assigned William Middlekauff, whose father was a member of the G. A. R., the Confederate side of a debate on the comparative greatness of Washington and Robert E. Lee, and had said: ’She reckoned Mr. William ought to have won, as he had the strong side.” Complained of as against public policy, adhering to armed insurrection, and giving aid and comfort to the enemy. Quoere (per O. B.): Is complain good after forty years of peace, and Reconstruction? All members of the committee said that every boy in the district of more than sixteen years of age was irresistibly attracted to her (exact language, “bedaddled over her,” O. B.). Hence, her character must be “wrong” somehow. Two boys, each Claiming an exclusive franchise to sweep out for her, had met In Allen’s feed-lot to fight a duel, and been discovered In the act of firing and tied to the feed rack by Allen’s hired man, and spanked with the end-gate of his wagon, i. Names of fifteen boys given, known ae “Frayn Mooners,” who haunted the Bhrubbery about the home of Mrs. Jane D. Boggs, where the teacher boarded. Six fights were known to have occurred among them. Tension In the neighborhood was unbearable

because of the loosing by Ctetar Boggs, “in violation of. his jHnal oath," of a bulldog which had bitten Albert Boyer, and thrown his mother into nervous prostration. This epidemic of "worthlessness and sentimentality” was spreading outside the district, as evidenced by an excerpt found in the dog’s possession from the upper rear elevation of the Sunday trousers of Boliver Fromme, living in District No. 4. Progress in the studies of the boys confined to amatory poetry and pugilism, both unrelated to their life Work. lowa, My lowa, Major Byers’ stirring lyric, had been supplanted by Maryland, MT Maryland, in school singing. Chester Boggs, the director, refused to receive complaints, and was condemned as equally affected with the disease, and most probably he was a “Mooner” himself. There was a certificate of Doctor Dilworthy of Teal Lake as to the existence of many cases of “extreme mental exaltation accompanied by explosive and fulminant cerebral disturbances traceable to mediate or immediate association with one Roberta Lee Frayn, an individual seemingly possessed of an abnormal power in the way of causing obsessions, fixed ideas, aberrant cranio-spinal functionings, and cranial tempests, in those of her associates resembling her in the matter of age, and differing from her in , social habits, hereditary constitution, and sex.” I sank back in my chair horrified, with a sinking in the region of the epigastric plexus. “We kind o’ thought, Oc,” said Mr. Middlekauff, “that thet would hold yeh f’r a while.” I saw the muddled political relations with which thiß imbroglio teemed, and clung to delay as my sole hope. "I am inexpressibly shocked,” said I, "and as soon as we can meet with the defendant and the director —” “What!” shrieked Mr. Middlekauff. "Her present! Arter what them papers says? And everybody follerin’ her, if she Jest smiles, like a caff arter salt! Why, dad ding me, if I’d trust myself f’r more’n a smile or two. She’ll bamboozle the hull thing if she’s there. I b’lieve you’ve got it, you oonceited young sprout! No, sir; decide this thing now!" “I regret the necessity,” said I, "of asking time to get the opinion of the county attorney, and to —to —” “Not by a dum sight!” roared Mr. Middlekauff. “We’ll see what the court has to say on this. An’ when you’re up f’r election ag’ln, come bound, an’ we’ll consider it f’r a while —an’ then you won’t know you’re runnin’i” I was tom by conflicting emotions when they went away. I knew that Middlekauff was a man of influence. I was not averse to seeing Chester rebuked for his fatuous behavior, and for tempting me to a deviation from strict duty. I felt that in taking my stand with the “Mooners” I might be siding with the heaviest body of voters after all. By these whiffling winds of jhe mind was I baffled, finding no rest in my works on didactics and pedagogics, wondering what Middlekauff would do—until all doubts were settled by the filing of the case of The School Board of Teal Lake versus Frayn; and In a few days it came on for trial before Judge Worthington. Chester telephoned, askinr to see me. He came In looking thinner than I had ever seen him. "Do you know," said he, "that this case old MlddlekaufTs got plugged up comes off this morning?” “Having been summonsed by writ of subpeona,” said I severely, “I am aware that your wilfulness In placing an untried Importation in charge of our school, regardless of her unfitness, or of my political well-being, is this morning bearing its legitimate fruit in the hearing which comes on —not off! And I hope your lack of consideration for the school system, so largely wrapped up In my career, will —” That Chester was temporarily Insane is clear. He flew at me, seized my trachea in his Iron hands, compressed it so as greatly to Impede respiration, and knocked my head against the wall, usinjg incoherently certain technical terms be had learned at Ames. K "Shut up!” he cried. "You duplex —polyphase—automatic back-action —compound-wound—multipolar Ass! Shut up!" x # An anatomical chart on the wall preserved my head, and I retained my self-possession. When he let me .down. I took my station on the other side of a table and looked him in the eye, strongly willing that he quiet down. “Forgive Oc,” said he humbly. "I promised myself eight years ago not to lick you any more? Pardon me." I forgave him, and we have ever since remained reconciled. He explained that he wanted to consult as to methods Of concealing from Miss Frayn the nature of the suit “Am I to understand,” said I, “that she does not know that the relief sought is her expulsion from, the school?” “Of course she doesn’t!” replied Chester. “Do you think I’d let her know ? She thinks everybody lotes her. Nobody ever dared tell her anything else, either here or down where she was raised. The boys down there were In love with her. She doesn’t see anything strange in It —and there isn’t” “A change," said I, “would be wholesome for her.” \ “She wouldn’t know what to do,” replied Chester. “And if she were to hear these charges—against herself! Why, I don’t know what she might not do! She’d be desperate. She’d think she had no one to defend her —and you know the Frayn way.” *T shall not endeavor,” said I, after consideration, “to reconcile medieval notions of honor and personal dignity with proceedings under the lowa Code.

Neither do I feel It prudent /or me to eee this person.” For a few minutes Chester sat grinding his teeth and gripping the desk, and then rushed from the office calling me a white-livered dub, and telling me to go plumb to some place the name of which was cut off by the door’s slamming. I sat in the office feeling a sense of unrest, until the time for going to court, where I found Judge Worthington on the bench, Chester sitting at the defendant’s table, and no Miss Frayn. “Are both aides ready in the next case?” asked the judge, without looking at the calendar. “We wish to put the defendant on the stand for a few questions,” said Beasley, Middlekauff’s lawyer. “I don’t see her in court, your Honor.” “Call the witness!” said the judge; and the bailiff shouted three times: “Robert Lefrayne!” “Has this man been subpoenaed?” asked the judge; “as he is defendant, I don’t suppose you thought It necessary, Mr. Beasley.” We could all see that the pronunciation of the name had misled the judge as to the identity of the defendant. •.“To make sure,” said Beasley, “we subpoenaed the party. Here is the writ, your Honor, with proof of service.” “Mr. Clerk.” said the judge, frowning sternly, “issue a bench warrant! Mr. Sheriff, attach this witness, and produce him at once. Some of these tardy witnesses will go to jail for contempt if this Is repeated! Call your next!” Chester was pale as a ghost, and accosted the bailiff as he went out with the warrant. Then he came back and listened with flushes of anger and clenched teeth to the reading of the pleadings, to which the judge seemed to pay no attention. At two, after the intermission, the bailiff. Captain Winfield, an old G. A. R. man, appeared with Miss Frayn on his arm. “Call the witness Lefrayne!" cried the judge. Light, airy, daintily flushed, she floated up to the bench. The fine for contempt died in Forceythe Worthington’s breast, as he stared in a sort of delighted embarrassment "It was raght kahnd of you, Judge Wo’thin’ton,” she said, looking up Into his face, “to send Captain Winfield to ramahnd me of mah engagement hyah. Sihy, he was at Franklin, and Chickaauga, and knows Tennessee! And now, gentlemen, what can Ah do foh you-all?” The judge stepped down from the bench and handed Mis Frayn to the witness chair like a lord chancellor placing a queen on her throne. “Proceed, gentlemen!” said Judge Worthington. Beasley gathered up his papers. “Are you the defendant?” asked he. “Ah don’t quite gathah youah meanin’ suh,” said she, “but Ah think not, suh.” , "You’re the teacher of the Boggs School, In Teal Lake Township?” “Oh, yes, suh!” said she. “Pahdon me! I thought you inquiahed about something else.” Judge Worthington stared as if struck by a dart "Let me see .the papers in the case,” said he excitedly. Beasley handed them up, and the judge examined them carefully. Then he handed, thorn down, turned his back on Miss Frayn, and spoke in a low tone, like one greatly shocked. "Proceed!” said he. Something In his tone or lS the turning of his back seemed to strike upon the senses of Miss Frayn as unpleasant or hostile. The few questions put to her by the lawyer to lay the foundation for some other bit of evidence did not appear to affect her-at all; and when she took her seat between Chester and my mother, and was reassured by their whispered communications, she looked serene, save when she noted the Judge’s averted face. Chester's lawyer spoke Insinuatingly of sptte, prejudice and unreasonable provincialism as being at the bottom of the case. "And,” he added, "I may add Jeal-ousy-jealousy, your Honor, of the defendant’s oharms of person, which, as a part of the res gestae, are evidence in this case. If your honor only would observe them.” “Mr. Chestah,” said the girl, In a low voice, “he seems to be alludin’ to — what does he mean?” - Judge Worthington rapped for silence. Miss Frayn’s eyes grew bright, and her cheek showed a spot of crimson which deepened as the reading of the affidavit went on. » “Objected roared Chester’s lawyer, "as Incompetent, Irrelevant, immaterial, impertinent and grossly scandalous!” Miss Frayn clenched her hands and held her breath as If at the realization of her worst fears. Then the judge spoke. '"The affidavit,” said he, "attributes to Miss Frayn a malign and corrupting influence over the whole neighborhood, and —” “Sub!” she gasped. Again did the judge rap for order. "Ruling reserved,” said he. "Proceed.” ' Triumphantly Beasley went on with the resolutions. At last Miss Frayn seemed to understand. She rose with a gesture, and In frozen dignity addressed the court | "Judge Wo’t’h’in’ton,” said she, "Ah’m not quite ce’taln Ah get the full me&nin’ of this, but Ah feel, that Ah caln’t pe’mlt It to go fu’thah. Ah deslah to say to you as a gentleman and an acquaintance. If not a friend, lhat these ah things that can not be said of a lady, suh!” "The defendant” said the judge, after two or three Ineffectual attempts to speak, “will be heard through her counsel—proceed!" Bhe was hurt and desperate aa she

sat down, and tn a cold and livid fury. - With her eyes level and shining like knife-points, she put off, with a look like a blow,. Chester’s efforts to comfort her. She sat an-alien In an inhospitable land, hedged about by a wall of displeasure at some formless insult, and at friends Without chivalry. The judge began stating his decision, giving the argument for the one side and then for the other, as judges do. "The evidence tehds to prove,” said he, “that Roberta Lee Frayn has a malign fascination over her pupils—the larger boys especially; that she has lured them Into, personal attendance upon her rather than to study i that she has incited young men to duels, .brawls, breaches of the peace, and—” __l ' -1_ - I could see that she thought the phrase “it tends to prove" an expression of his belief in the charges; .and as he went on her sane flamed red once more, and then went white as snow. She-stepped back from the table as if to clear for action, one little hand lifted, the other in the folds of her dress. “Suh!” she cried, In a passion of indignation which was splendid and terrible. “This must stop! If mah false friends lack the chivalry to. protect me and mah good name, Ah’U defend mabself, suh!” Chester half rose, as if to-throw himself Into the hopeless contest “The defendant does not understand,” said the judge. “The defendant will resume her seat! The evidence tends to prove that —” But the decision was never finished; for the girl drew a short small pistol and aimed at him. We were frozen in horror. Judge Worthington looked unwaveringly into the muzzle. "Roberta!" said he. I then saw a rush by Captain Winfield to strike her arm; the pistol /oared out in the court room like a cannon; and aB Miss Frayn sank back into my mother’s arms, Judge Worthington stepped down with a rent across his shoulder, from which he withdrew his fingers stained red. From under the table, where irresistible force had thrown me, I saw him take an unresisting hand, and heard him whisper to her. v 1 "Darling!” said he. "You don’t understand! Let me explain, sweetheart, and then if you want the pistol back. I’ll give it to you, loaded!” Then he stood up and took command. “The bailiff,” said he, “will remove the defendant and Mrs. Boggs to my chambers. I shall investigate this in camera. I am not hurt, gentlemen, more than a pin’s prick, and am able to go on and take su£h measures as are necessary to protect the court. Remain here until I resume the trial!” “I can tell you,” Said Middlekauff, “we’ll crawl out where we went in. Nobody can stand ag’in her at clus range like that!” Captain Winfield’s face bore a puzzled and mysterious smile as he emerged from the chambers. “You can’t subdue these southerners, Oc,” Bald he. “The verdict of history,” said I, "Is otherwise.” “We just reconstructed and absorbed ’em,” said he. “I was there, an’ I know. ThS judge thinks we’ve got to handle this Frayn invasion the same way." ”1 fail to get your meaning,” said I. "The way to absorb this rebel host," said the captain, “is to marry it It’s the only way to ground her wire and demagnetize her. I can’t undertake the job, for reasons' known to all. You're sort of responsible for her devastatin’ course, an’ I think It’ll cipher Itself down to Oscar Boggs as a bridegroom for the good of Teal Lake Township and the welfare of the Boggs School.”. My emotions were! tumultuous. No> such marriage could be forced on me, of course; but duty, duty! "On the main point,” said the captain, "the court had Its mind made up when I came out This marryln’ has got to be did. Who’s to do it Is what they're flggerin’ on!” * "Captain Winfield,” said I. “If the public Interests require It, If my constituents demand It, I will xfiake the sacrifice! * said the captain. In a properly serious manner, though some tittered, "you’re a livin’ marvel! I’ll gq back and report" Almost Immediately, as my heartbeats stifled me, they emerged from the chamber. My mother was In tears, Worthington bore Miss Frayn on his arm, and both looked exaltedly happy. Roberta, as I called l*er in my thoughts, shrank back bashfully, more beautiful than I had ever seen her. It was a great & momentous hour for me. I fell; that I had settled the case. “I shall ask the plaintiff,” said the Judge, “to distoiss this case!" “On what 1 grounds?" Interrogated Beasley sharply. “Don't tell, Forceythe!” said Roberta, hiding her faoe on the judge’s arm as I approached.' “Because the defendant,” the Judge replied to Beasley, “has resigned. She is about,to be married!” "Didn’t I tell you, Oc," said Winfield, slapping me on the back—which in the delightful embarrassment of the occasion I did not resent—"that It was up to you?” , A boy in the audience—l think it was William Middlekauff —caught the judge’s statement, and ungrammatically shouted: "Who tor* “The lucky man?” shouted the crowd. “Name him!” As It seemed proper for me to do under the circumstances, I went for* ward to take Roberta’s hand In anticipation of the announcement. Then all went dark before my eyes. “I am happy,” said Judge Worthington, "happy and inexpressibly honored to say that the defendant la to be married to me!”