Evening Republican, Volume 17, Number 248, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 17 October 1913 — Language to Blow Away. [ARTICLE]

Language to Blow Away.

“Ah,” said the conceited Englishman, “you have a big country here; you have done a lot of wonderful things; you have, in fact, I may sa/, become a world power; but you fall short in one particular. You have no language." “No language, eh?” the American ■returned. “Say, my friend, you ought to hear my wife some night when I come home and confess that I paid three cents more for the egg-beater than the price at which she saw it advertised in the' Sunday paper."