Evening Republican, Volume 17, Number 246, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 15 October 1913 — Ready for Him. [ARTICLE]

Ready for Him.

A conductor stumbled twice over the foot of a small boy. Looking back at the mother, the conductor said: “Some people seem to have very awkward children.” “Yes,” said the mother; "I was just thinking your mother ’ d one.” Nothing equal* Dean’* Mentholated Cough Drop* for Bronchial weakneaa, sore cheat*, and throat trouble* —5c at all Druggists The value of the grindstones and pulpstones produced in the United States last year was the greatest in the history of the industry. Mr*.Window’* Soothing Syrup for Children teething, softens the guma, reduce* Inflammation,*! lay* pain, cure* windcoilcJAca bottieA* And many a thoughtful toper gets fuller than he thinks. The self-made man never quite gets the job finished.