Evening Republican, Volume 17, Number 244, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 13 October 1913 — Might Help Some. [ARTICLE]

Might Help Some.

TMere was a cow op the track. The shoe drummer, who had been cutting cards for the cigars, beckoned to th« porter. * , “Boy, is that cow still on the track?” “Yeas, sah.” “How fast is the train moving?" “ ’Bout fo’ miles an houah while d« cow am on de track.” “And how fast is the cow moving?" “ ’Bout five miles an houah, sah.” “Well, here is a quarter. Take a few yards of rope up to the engineer and tell him to hitch the train to the cow. We might make better time."