Evening Republican, Volume 17, Number 241, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 9 October 1913 — Lightning Calculator. [ARTICLE]

Lightning Calculator.

“A St. Louis newspaper is offering one hundred dollars for the ten best reasons why people should move to Missouri.” “I could give ten reasons why one shouldn’t.” “Don’t do it.” “Why not?” "Because you would then owe him one hundred dollars.”