Evening Republican, Volume 17, Number 240, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 8 October 1913 — News to Him. [ARTICLE]

News to Him.

"Why are professors always so ab-sent-minded?” she inked. "I don’t know,” said the dean of the faculty, as he wiped his brow with a bunch of keys and tried to unlock the desk with his handkerchief; "In feet, I never knew that they were.”