Evening Republican, Volume 17, Number 230, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 26 September 1913 — Still on Top. [ARTICLE]

Still on Top.

"Now, Michael,” said the officer of the day to the frightened picket, “you say you heard a gun go off, and found a hole in your coat that wasn’t there before?” "I did so.” “Was it a bullet bole?” asked the officer, winking at his companions. “To the best of my belafe." “Will you swear it was a bullet hole?” * \ "It might have been a bullet hole.” “Will you swear it was?” “Alsy. mon: alsy now. I didn't see the bullet doin’ it."