Evening Republican, Volume 17, Number 212, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 5 September 1913 — Identified Himself. [ARTICLE]

Identified Himself.

The whizzing motor car struck a stump, and one of the occupants of the back seat, a lady possessed of considerable. embonpoint, executed a neat but not gaudy parabola in the atmosphere and alighted by tbe roadside like a polypus falling from a shot tower. “I don’t believe I* have broken any bones,” she stated, in reply to the inquiry of the omnipresent bystander; “but there is a lump on this bank that-y” “Lump—nuthin’!” snarled a smothered voice. “I’m the constable that’s goin’ to arrest you gosh-durney joyriders, if 1 live!”—Judge. «*he tinplate production of the United States last year—1,750.000.000 pounds—was ten times as great as it was in 1899.