Evening Republican, Volume 17, Number 208, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 1 September 1913 — ALIBI PERFECT. [ARTICLE]

ALIBI PERFECT.

"And yon say yon are innocent of tboi charge of stealing a rooster from Mr> Jones?” asked an Arkansas judge of m meek-looklng prisoner. “Yes, si*;, and I ean prove It” \ "How can you prove it?" * “I can prove that I didn’t steal MrJ Jones’ rooster, judge, because I stole two hens from Mr. Graoton the samo night, and Jones lives fife miles front Graston’s." "The proof is conclusive,” said the Judge. “Discharge the prisoner.”— tional Food Magazine. i