Evening Republican, Volume 17, Number 207, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 30 August 1913 — Impossible. [ARTICLE]

Impossible.

Startled he looked about him. “My legs are comfortable,” he mattered. “My knees aren’t cramped. I can get the kinks out of my calves and even lean back a little. My line of sight Is unobstructed. Why, npt only can 1 see everything, I can also hear everything! I can retire to the foyer without disturbing 15 people, or even one, but —I'm so comfortable sitting here that I’d rather stay just where I am. These lights—the music—the scenery —all look real, yes, they strongly suggest reality—hut it’s impossible. Whoever heard of a comfortable theater? 1 must be dreaming.” And, doggone it, that’s just what be was doing.—Masses.