Evening Republican, Volume 17, Number 204, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 27 August 1913 — Not In Vain. [ARTICLE]

Not In Vain.

Henry hever knew stairs could be so frolicsome and alpine until that midnight. He had reached the turning point of his perilous journey when his wife appeared, armed with the wellknown candle and poker. “You're drunk. Henry?” she cried, vindictively. “You’re drunk!” “Well, if I ain’t,” responded Henry demurely, "I’ve spent $3.65 for nothing at all.” And he wept.—Judge.