Evening Republican, Volume 17, Number 200, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 22 August 1913 — IMPOSSIBLE PARAGRAPHS [ARTICLE]

IMPOSSIBLE PARAGRAPHS

The family is at home doing all the work in order to give father a week’s rest at the seaside. The firm begs your acceptance of an automobile, realizing that your salary makes carfare an additional burden. The boss desires me to say that you may take six months* vacation in Europe, on full pay, and in the interval your salary will be raised.