Evening Republican, Volume 17, Number 200, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 22 August 1913 — POINTED PARAGRAPHS [ARTICLE]

POINTED PARAGRAPHS

Too often the soul kiss breeds the germs of alimony. The political band wagon has need of an emergency brake. A young man courts danger when the girl’s father objects. True love never dies, but it frequently gets stranded a long way from home. A man seldom discovers the dangerous microbe in kisses until about a year after marriage. People who think they are good looking have a warm place in the hearts of photographers. There is always plenty-of room at the top because many who get there become dizzy and fall off. If a woman keepp her face closed when she has nothing to say it’s a safe bet she has reached the age of discretion. It’s the easiest thing In the world for a man’s wife to convince him that he ought not to work so hard during hot weather. —Chicago News.