Evening Republican, Volume 17, Number 199, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 21 August 1913 — Warm Weather Tilt. [ARTICLE]

Warm Weather Tilt.

"Let me tell you, sir,” exclaimed Mr. Heftus, as the argument they were having drew near to a close, “you can’t get around me, sir!” “Oh, yes, I can,” replied Mr. Skimpers, pleasantly. “There is considerable space on either side of you, but were it not for the fact that this is an unusually wide street, I might have some difficulty in doing so.” Thereupon, Mr. Heftus, quite speechless with anger, waddled along to the next corner and waited for his car there.