Evening Republican, Volume 17, Number 197, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 19 August 1913 — Expert Advise. [ARTICLE]

Expert Advise.

“Shall I marry Mr. Wombat, who la forty, or Mr. Wopp. who is twenty? They both earn the same salary.” "Marry the young man. He’ll nag less about expenses.” “Why so?” “He can’t remember w-eoa prices were lower."